damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
ed sheeran has that cool level of fame where he can sell out multiple msg shows but doesn’t get mobbed on subways
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
reblogging that twice as its soo true
- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*