cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

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cliffordism:

ed sheeran has that cool level of fame where he can sell out multiple msg shows but doesn’t get mobbed on subways 

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jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via 10knotes)

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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theothhherwomenbby:

mollycroftumlt:

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

reblogging that twice as its soo true

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. This.

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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