Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
this is what happens when you live in a household full of boys who don’t understand that when you grab a new towel, put the other ones in the laundry basket
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed